ecause we understand how you might be skeptical, this page details our inarguable credentials as a serious security company.
Bad Guy in a Hoodie
Here is a picture of a scary looking guy in a hooded sweatshirt. Every serious security company is duty bound to have a picture of a scary looking guy in a hooded sweatshirt somewhere on their website. It’s not a very good picture, but then Bringham is a new company. We’ll get better over time.
Green “Matrix-like” vertical lines of text
As a company that understands complex technology, it’s important that we use green matrix-like vertical lines of text. This lets you know that the subject matter is incomprehensible to mere mortals like yourself. Clearly you need us to interpret it for you.
Flat screens with code on them
Real, genuine technical professionals can be clearly identified by pictures of flat screen monitors with computer code on them. This picture has FIVE flat screes! Imagine how computer smart our certified security professionals must be!